What’s the big deal about married women watching porn? Here’s why you have no reason to fear

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How would you feel if you walked in on your partner watching a blue movie?

Or better still how would you feel if your wife calls you up on a lazy Sunday morning and proceeds to put on some steamy video of people going at each other. Watch them twisting, squirming and rolling in passion as they pound and grind each other before groaning and moaning in pleasure?

Would you sit back, relax and pull her closer as you two recreate your own amateur porn video or you will go nuts and wonder what kind of a woman did you marry? Recoil in disgust and there and then order her out of your house.

There is for sure one-way men would react but according to an article run by one of Kenya’s tabloid newspapers that sells like hotcakes on Friday’s majority of Kenyan men and by extension African men would drop their jaws and never see their significant other in the same light if they knew leave alone caught them watching porn.

The bitter pill is that women watch more porn videos than men

Michael Jordan crying meme. (nydailynews.)

The reality on the ground or as Kenyans love to say ‘Kwa ground vitu ni different’ is that women generally watch more porn videos than men. 

Contrary to popular belief, men aren’t the biggest consumers of porn but women are. Ten years of Pornhub’s data clears shows you’re more likely to walk in on a woman flicking the bean than a guy doing… well, whatever it is they do to socks.

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According to The Cut, New York Magazine touching on everything women, on average, women spend 1:14 more minutes a day on porn sites than male viewers.

One interesting thing about Kenyan men, however, is that while they won’t bat an eyelid or careless whether their girlfriends watch porn, the same is a big NO if the woman in question is the mother of one’s children.

So, why are men so worked up about women pressing play on that blue video? I mean what’s the big deal about married women indulging in porn videos whenever they feel like it?

Men are threatened by porn actors prowess

Men are threatened by Porn actors prowess. (gfycat)

One reason Kenyan men and by large extent men, in general, aren’t too enthusiastic about their better halves indulging in porn is that they feel inadequate compared to rippled porn men with long black pipes who seem to go for hours without as much as catching a breath.

James* who confesses to watching porn videos whenever he gets bored and especially indulges in BBW ebony porn says women watching porn will soon start demanding the untenable 15 minutes long while at best he can push to the 2-minute mark before trembling and cuming to an abrupt end in a sweet groan.

“You know women, they love copying things and trying to ape them, I rather watch it on my own than watching it with her. I would not advise couples to watch porn together. Have you seen those nasty men? They can go for hours, which is not humanly possible it’s all an act but women don’t get it,” 

James and men in general can, however, breathe easy and watch the steamy videos with their significant other with the same interest they usually watch a movie together.

A little research will show you that porn actors can take even a whole day to shoot a blue clip before that video is later compressed to uninterrupted 15mins, something which would appear superhuman while in reality, it’s nothing more than just good video editing skills.

Riswaaa! Men fear the gymnastics performed in porn are ‘demonic’

Witch doctor. (thestar)

Another reason men are weary of married women watching porn is they fear it will teach them ‘bad manners’ and soon they will bring those dirty deeds to the bedroom. Before you know it, she will demand to be choked, whipped, smacked and called all sorts of vulgar names as they scream Dzaddy harder! Hardeeeeer!

John* a young IT specialist based in Nairobi who has been married for two years now says some moves done on those ‘dirty videos’ are demonic and unAfrican. He recalls at the onset of their marriage his young wife trying to convince him they watch 50 shades of grey movie together. He couldn’t finish the movie once the man started whipping his mistress like a snake. 

I heard it is called BDSM or BSDM whatever it is. I don’t want it near my wife,” He told Exotic Africa.

What most of them may not know is that there is no one single style porn videos are shoot. Just like Swahili people have a saying to each their own ‘Kila nyani ana starehe yake’ different people also have and respond to different kinks. Similarly, men too have different ways of making out and porn videos are similarly created to respond to these very diverse tastes and needs.

It’s time Men get over their fears and instead work on their speed

married couples can watch blue videos together. (dreamstime)

Maurice Matheka, a Nairobi based sexologist sees no problem with women watching X-videos and instead advises men to work on themselves. 

“If a woman finds pleasure in it then good for her. I would encourage couples to spice up their marriage as well. Demonizing it needs to stop,” the Nairobian quoted him as saying.

And indeed men need to stop demonizing it after all it is totally okay for married couples to watch blue videos together. Recent research has shown that blue videos can actually help spice up ‘loveless and sexless’ marriage and possibly save you that expensive divorce.

Sex after marriage does get annoyingly slow so a little porn spices things up

(saddi khali photos)

Married couples can choose what steamy video to watch together, something that caters to their respective erotic sense and emphasizes on role play. Indian soft porn videos are especially great in this sense.

It doesn’t hurt either to watch something to remind you guys of your yore days when you couldn’t keep off each other. Sex after marriage does get annoyingly slow, for a number of reasons one being with things now official the spark dies. The fact that you can also do it whenever you want to doesn’t help much. To tell you the truth, marriage makes couples slightly lazy so maybe watching that ripped Black cobra pound on that poor pussy until she screams her lungs out is not such a bad idea after all.

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