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Men and Masturbation

Whether you’re fucking single, in a relationship or just fucking around masturbation is a wonderful way to release tension and get in touch with your body. What’s more, there’s no chance of contracting STIs, unwanted pregnancy, or any of the other risks involved in partnered sex. 

Forget what has been said there is nothing wrong with masturbation. If anything it’s but a healthy expression of human sexuality practiced since the 17th century.

Thomas W Laqueur, a professor of history at the University of California at Berkeley claims, masturbation was invented in about 1712. An anonymous book, Onania; or, The Heinous Sin of Self-Pollution, And All its Frightful Consequences, in both Sexes was published in London in 1723 and introduced the world to the world of ‘self-pleasure’.

Since then Kunyonga Monkey as Kenyans have since Christine masturbation has remained part and parcel of human evolution. 

Masturbation is a primal animal instinct. It’s not only humans who masturbate but a diversity of animals have been caught taking a bit of alone time from Bats to Penguins.

Beyond dogs humping legs, the art of self-pleasure has been observed in males from about 80 species from ape to monkey to lemur, making it one of the most common and widespread primate sexual behaviors.

Anyway, enough of animals and their fucking stupid dicks. What do you do as a man – the smartest animal on earth – if you are sexually starved? Here are just a few tips to guide you on how to try masturbation safely to the point you experience “toe-curling orgasm”.

Cardinal Sin No. 1 – It’s a marathon, not a dash

A lot of men are guilty of this and it’s fucking sad really. All day you haven’t sat straight thinking just how much fun you will have masturbating once you are back home only to cum as soon as you hit the play button on that BBW ebony blue video.

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Instead of going for a quick ejaculation, take it slow for a better, sweeter and enhanced experience. Masturbation is a chance for you to explore your body and figure out what excites you the most.

Close your eyes and pay attention to the various strokes and motions. Experiment with speed as it will let you know what works the best for you.

Cardinal Sin No. 2 – Avoid the ‘deadly grip’

This one goes hand in hand with you cuming in seconds like a fucking chicken only that it’s deadly.

Have you come across those men who when masturbating contort their faces and squeeze their ‘poor cocks’ like they have a beef? Well, come to think of it they do have beef on their hands but you fucking get the point.

The deadly grip refers to men that masturbate with an overly tight grip on their penises. Over time they increase the force and before they know it their penis starts needing more and more pressure to function and cum. 

When the real thing – sweet, wet, tight and warm human pussy – comes they can’t do shit. Having sex with a partner (intercourse, oral, etc.) starts to feel unexciting or under-stimulating for them. 

Cardinal Sin No. 3 – Don’t  masturbate in the same position like a lame duck 

We are creatures of habit just like dogs but masturbation doesn’t have to be boring. When you masturbate in the same position every day, it takes the fun away from the solo session. If you regularly masturbate by sitting down, sooner that ends up becoming the only way you masturbate. How about you switch things up a bit.

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It’s easy, try doing it while standing in the shower, sitting on a chair, kneeling or even lying on your side. Trust me it will remind you of why you went nuts the first time you discovered self-pleasure.

While at it, don’t just use the same hand over and over again. If you are right-handed use your left hand just as much and vice versa and only then will you start reaping the benefits of Kunyonga Monkey.

Cardinal Sin No. 4 – Fucking master edging

This is not a request, it’s mandatory if you are a man and you have a penis. It’s why masturbation makes sense in the first place really.

Edging is the act and art of stopping just before you reach the peak, and then starting again. It will not only increase your stamina but as you get closer and closer to the edge, you will ultimately have a mind-blowing orgasm as the result of all the build-up. 

Don’t beat yourself up, it takes plenty of patience and persistence to pull it off literally. Mark my words. Prolonging this feeling of arousal will make you last longer in bed and you will go on till your partner fucking begs you to stop.

Cardinal Sin No. 5 – Don’t ignore the taint (perineum)

I am sure half the men don’t know what the fuck I am talking about. Well, let me make your day today. The perineum is the area between the penis and the anus. It’s full of nerve endings and very sensitive to touch, so make a point of gently massaging it. If you have a sex toy then try pressing it at your perineum while stroking your penis with your other hand.

Cardinal Sin No. 6 – Don’t ignore your poor blue balls

Who the fuck cursed men’s balls because let’s face it, your balls are probably the most ignored and neglected aspect of your sexual escapades. Kunyonga Monkey doesn’t have to be just the massaging and gripping the shaft but also show some love to your poor balls.

Start playing down there, squeeze a little or even pull them down a bit while you stroke yourself. Playing with your balls can open new doors of pleasure you fucking didn’t know existed.

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