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Welcome to the confusing world of sex

Every man or woman remembers just how horrible their first sexual experience was. I don’t know about you but no one sat me down and took me through the entire human anatomy and explained to me like a toddler why men have dicks and women have pussies.

It was only later in Highschool that I finally tasted the inside of a woman and God wasn’t it fucking great. I couldn’t believe what I had been missing all my life even though the whole ‘ordeal’ lasted less than a minute.

You either fuck or fuck up big time

I was lucky Big beautiful Brenda was gentle with me and didn’t take to her heels when I started shaking like a leaf before I went mute. What had I just fucking done? Why did warm whitish substance come out of my poor inexperience dick, was I sick?

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Don’t laugh, I will fucking block you. My friend Kibe had it even rough. He had been eyeing this new sexy girl who had just moved into our estate. Kibe quickly moved in as inexperienced as a Kurutu (recruit) he was and professed to Betty what a nice dude he was and to cut a long story short that he was head over heels in love with her.

Don’t ever be green as fuck 

It must be the cologne or the dude was just lucky because Betty said yes and when Kibe took his shot and asked her for a quickie. If only she knew Kibe would disappoint her big time and make her wish her wet pussy was as dry as Sahara.

Kibe was green as fuck and the only sexual experience he had cum* close to experiencing was seeing Cocks chasing mother hens around the estate before quickly mounting on them and fucking the living daylights out of them albeit in seconds.

Sex for greeners is for every sexually active man/woman out there

Sex for greeners is for you out there who wants to own your sexuality like a boss. Explore new territories until you become a fucking Casanova. Life is for the living so who gives a fuck if you try BDSM today, what of dating an older woman/man? How do you know you are fucking her real good and she is not faking it?.

Hold my beer! did you say you want to actualize your fantasy and try out your first threesome/orgy today? Sexual knowledge from your fantasies to health is vital to your survival and status so how about you own it today. You know what they say ‘don’t be left standing out there with your fucking dick in your hand. No woman likes a fucking clueless man.

Its time to take your shot and fire like a ninja

Pss! Did you know greener is a type of a shotgun? W.W Greener is a sporting shotgun and rifle manufacturer from England. The company produced its first firearm in 1829 and is still in business.

Most shotguns, however, can only fire one or two shots, as they only have one or two barrels. Does that ring a bell? How many rounds can you fucking go? How much firepower do you have in your two balls before you collapse?

#Sex4Greeners will get you there and show you how to take your shot and go for rounds without breaking a sweat. Don’t be confused, welcome to the adult side of life.

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