How to Have a Threesome without Making it Awkward

#AskBatoto: How to Have a Threesome Without Making it Awkward

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And the lord said let there be Threesomes

I don’t know about you but its literally every man’s dream to one day have a fucking threesome. I mean who can resist the thought of two women all over you? Shit i am hard already just thinking about it and i bet you it’s enough to even tempt the pope who actually just said “Sins of the flesh are not the most serious,”

Damn! who knew a day would come when the church officially declares lust is not the worst of the seven deadly sins. I propose a toast to Pope Francis, Long live Pope.

Anyway back to threesomes. Not every man will have the pleasure of actualizing this fantasy unless you muster your guts and talk to exotic escorts but Batoto, the bull of Baringo is a different kind of man and here is my personal guide based on personal experience on how to have a threesome without making it awkward.

Meet Adhiambo, the voluptuous black queen from the lake

Where can I even start when it comes to ‘Adhiambo’, the queen of the lake who’s beautiful to a fault and has curves to spare. Wait until you see that woman in her birthday suit and I swear you will go crazy. Funny story: I met Adhiambo at some media launch way back and I was instantly drawn to her. She has this ebony complexion and aura on her that is just irresistible. Her ass can carry some countries economies and still have room to spare, well for me to fuck the shit out of it. If you are still lost i looooooove me plus size women, it’s actually the only reason I exist, I am a certified and proud chubby chaser and it seems Adhiambo was all happy to give me a ride of my lifetime. I mean who can resist the Batoto Charm plus i got serious skills man.

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Adhiambo is one of those rare women who love sex and isn’t ashamed to admit it. Not just any sex but fucking good sex, there is a difference. So on this cool Friday evening Adhiambo had paid me a visit and we got talking about the most loved and googled topic on mother earth – sex. I don’t know who initiated it the first but she was like Hey! Have you ever tried threesome before? Why don’t we try it today? Damn woman, where have you been all my life? Of Course i would love a threesome so yes let’s just do it. 

Without further ado I called a childhood friend of mine who had just visited the city from the village and had been bugging me to connect him with a few city girls he could at least fuck and empty his bulging blue balls. If you don’t know, life in the countryside can be tough. What of being broke, few conservative and naïve girls who are literally jumping from one boda boda (motorcycle)  rider to another after being given  a few hundred shillings. I called him and gave a quick brief and told him I was about to come through for him. He was over the moon and couldn’t wait to taste such a sweet orgasmic delicacy from the lake like Adhiambo.

Well, to cut the long story short, it was a disaster and to tell the truth i ended up fucking Adhiambo all on my own because guess what shit happens. That’s a story for another day but here are some guidelines I took from that experience you’re gonna thank me later for.

Communicate, Communicate and communicate some more

When its just two people having sex, it’s easy to navigate through the whole process, add another person in the mix and things get a little complicated. When having a threesome not all of you will be ready at the same time so don’t rush it, take it slowly. In my case where it’s two dudes with one voluptuous chick, communicate with each other and occasionally be checking on each other too. Ask the lady if she is okay or needs a break and if one dude is not ready let him take his time, its not like the pussy is going anywhere, right plus there’s plenty to go around so take it easy man.

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Understand its okay to be overwhelmed

Most men love to think of themselves as Casanova when it comes to sex but the rubber meets the road the truth is often far off. Case in point, my friend told me he loves big women and he would fuck the shit out of them only to fail to even get a hard on because some things in life if you aren’t used to them can get overwhelming. 

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Secondly, Adhiambo is not one of those insecure plus size women who can’t even have sex with the lights on. No! She is proud to flaunt what her mama  gave her and spread her thick, irresistible and gosh so soft thighs to the highest of celling and gets ready to be pounded on. This can get intimidating to a man trying his first threesome experience especially when its his turn to fuck the chick.

Understand performance anxiety is a real thing

Before you embark on a threesome understand that sex is actually a mental game and your mind has be rock solid too for you to seal the deal. There’s a reason why sex feels so good, and it’s all because of the brain and all those feel good dopamine hormones that comes rushing when you cum. Before you even have that erection it’s your brain that sends signals to your bloody ‘cock’ through the spinal cord which then sets things in motion.

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Therefore your mind needs to be at complete ease for it to concentrate on having sex and getting rock hard. Whatever little insecurity you have, especially for men, will get magnified and make things even worse. 

It’s not a competition

Boys lets get one thing clear, a threesome is not a bloody competition of who can fuck longer, who has the biggest dick and yes who can make the woman moan louder. At the end of the day its just three fucking adults having consensual sex and actualizing their fantasy. Run your race and fuck the woman the best way you know how but while at it also have an open mind. Seriously save for porn when can a man for the first time in his life see in real life how another man fucks a woman and takes her to high heavens, when? So yes take some tips and at least improve your sex game man. 

I could go on and on but you get the point and I already miss Adhiambo so let  me go for another round of awesome threesome this time with Adhiambo and one of her lady friends and compare the notes. The bull of Baringo is going nowhere so watch this space for more adult fucking real life fun.

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