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Talk is fucking cheap when it comes to love

“I will go to the end of the world for you.”

“I will cross mountains and valleys for you mi amor.”

“I will jump into a sea full of piranhas for you babe.”

“… Catch a grenade for ya.”

No, you won’t!

All these are cute on paper and make for a sweet short love story until the rubber meets the road.

Love without actions is dead

I’m a man of actions and in my world, talk is cheap so how about you really show me how much you love me?

Love without actions is dead as a dodo and studies and countless research have come down to one conclusion; couples who go out of their way to appreciate their significant other live happily thereafter. Well, some divorce but you get the fucking point, right!

So, as a man or a woman how can you appreciate your partner without breaking a bank or selling a kidney?

You will be surprised how simple everyday things can do.

Here are just a few tips to get you started:

For your man

Buy him a real fucking present, not socks

The first time you bought it it was cute and considerate. C’mon, I only had two pairs which I alternated back to back and wore them the whole week until it stunk to high heavens so I appreciated the effort. But this is you just being lazy, I mean you can’t buy me the same fucking socks and tie year in year in out Nooo something must give Betty*

Men loved to be spoiled too and real gifts will make them see you in a different light altogether and it doesn’t even have to be fucking complicated.

Does he love sports? How about you get him an original jersey of his favourite player? Tickets with his boys would also be great.

How about PS5?  Yes, actually come to think of it PS5 would suffice so pleeease. 

If he is old skool, no problem. Get him a good pair of boots, a really great and stylish wristwatch should also do the magic.

Most of all take some time to really know your man away from the bedroom and understand what his likes and dislikes are.

Drive him crazy with a hot massage

The things we do to put food on the table, the things we persevere to put a smile on your face, the things we do for you because we love you, you don’t wanna know!

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So coming home to a stimulating Nuru massage will make us forget all that. I swear we will never walk the same way again.

Leave him cute little notes all day long

Yes! Men are like babies and we need constant and unwavering attention.

You know the best way to shut up a man? Grab him by the collar and put your thumb size nipple in his mouth and let him suck it like a baby. 

The pen is mightier than the sword and the same is true when it comes to matters of the heart.

Jot down deep but simple notes for him to remind him just what a handsome boy he is. You can hide it in the most unlikely places he won’t see coming. It might be in his shoes to find as he puts them on, inside his work diary or even the back of his shirt collar… whatever crevice you see fit really.

For your woman

Help out around the house

I know you guys have defined roles; She cleans the house and you pay the bills. Nothing is wrong with that. In fact, thumbs up man!

In other settings, the roles are reversed and I’m no hater so thumps up too. The majority of homes, however, the former is true. 

So, what better way to appreciate her than to give her a break? 

It can be as simple as putting your socks away in the laundry basket, leaving the toilet seat down, cleaning your plate after you are done to more complex tasks such as collecting her pantie from under the bed. 

What’s more, after you are done she won’t have to feign a headache because she is tired as a donkey. 

A recent study published in the Journal of Marriage and Family actually found that men who did household chores had more and better sex.

Serve her breakfast in Bed

You will be surprised at what a simple breakfast in bed can do.

Apart from her gushing and smiling from ear to ear at you, you stand a real chance at being pulled back under the covers for a proper fuck. 

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While at it don’t just do it for fuck sake, rather put your heart in there man.

Wake up early while she’s still snoring alright sorry ladies while she’s still sleeping like a baby.

Go to the kitchen and unleash your best cooking skills. Beautifully arrange it and then walk back to the bedroom like a man who has just saved the wide whole world.

Take her out for a real dinner date

I don’t know when men stopped being men. Nowadays romance is fucking dead. The minute she gives you her number, you start inviting her over to watch a movie which is basically a pretense for you guys to fuck.

Yes! I know corona is still there but restaurants have reopened so dress up like a 

gentleman, buy her a dress and take her out for a real dinner date.

Doing this will not only put you in her ‘good books’ but it will also give the economy a comeback from COVID. Be a patriot for once!

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