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Drinks on me today

Cheers guys and long live Coffee! Today is the world’s Coffee Day and I can’t keep calm.

Every year on October 1, the world comes together to celebrate coffee, the one drink that’s keeping the world on its toes all night long. 1.4 billion cups of coffee is drunk every day worldwide according to the International Coffee Organization (ICO).

On this year’s International Coffee Day,  the over $100 billion coffee industry across the globe is launching a program to support the next generation of young women and men in coffee, bringing their innovative ideas to life to benefit the whole coffee community and to support the recovery from the covid-19 pandemic, building a more prosperous future for the sector, according to Internationalcoffeeday.org. 

Coffee has been a part of the human diet for more than 1,000 years, and is now one of the most widely consumed beverage worldwide.

Did you know in ancient Arab culture, a woman allegedly could only divorce her husband if he didn’t like her coffee.

Down at the Kenyan coast drinking coffee is a revered culture that has refused to die. Young and old, men and women religiously frequent the coffee joints (maskans) to sip Kahawa chungu (bitter coffee drink without sugar as they share the day’s events.

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Coffee is consumed in such great quantities, that it is the world’s 2nd largest traded commodity, surpassed only by crude oil.

Psst! Did you know goats were the first known animals to consume coffee?

Legend has it a goat herder discovered coffee in Ethiopia in the 1500s. The tale said that the herder saw the goats eating coffee cherries and noticed they felt energetic afterward. The herder shared his findings with local monks, and they made the first coffee drink from those beans.

Realizing they could stay up all night after drinking. They spread this knowledge to other monks, and it reached across the civilized world. 

Anyway enough of goats and coffee. Have you ever wondered how coffee might be affecting your sex life? Grab a seat and a steaming cup of coffee and wait to be stoked.

A cup of coffee ensures you always rise to the occasion

C’mon chug down that cuppa coffee mate! Your cock will thank you later in the sheets. Apart from warming up your belly drinking coffee will also reduce your chances of suffering from erectile dysfunction. Researchers have found out that caffeine does increase the flow of blood to your genital parts, which of course is good news for your erection.

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According to new research from The University of Texas Health Science Center at Houston, men who drink the caffeine equivalent of two to three cups of coffee per day are less likely to have erectile dysfunction. 

It has been estimated that currently over 150 million men worldwide suffer from ED and by 2025, the figure will increase beyond 322 million. If only men would drink more coffee.

A cup of coffee makes you a better lover

Nobody wants a cranky partner in bed, I know I don’t. If your partner can’t calm down enough to enjoy the intoxicating and ‘out of this world’ warm feeling of your drippin wet pussy or rock hard dick, have them drink some coffee first. Apparently, that delicious coffee aroma is a stress reliever/killer.

According to science coffee can reduce your stress levels and improve your mood. Even a whiff of coffee can reduce stress caused by sleep depreciation according to a study published in the 2008 Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry.

That’s not all, coffee also makes women horny. Women who drink caffeine even once a week can have an increased sex drive. Seriously, who doesn’t want that?

I don’t love math but I know one thing for certain. Less stressed people = better lovers.

Coffee makes you fuckin happy

Studies have shown that people who drink coffee are happier than those who drink no coffee at all.

In fact, a 2009 study published in the journal Science found that experiencing physical warmth, like holding a cup of hot coffee, can increase feelings of interpersonal warmth.

Because caffeine acts as a central nervous stimulant, it is believed to work by blocking the neurotransmitter adenosine’s receptors, increasing excitability in the brain.

Coffee gives amazing fucks

I don’t know about you, but I don’t wanna fuck a Bimbo. No! my woman has to be smart and intelligent, she should know what the fuck is happening to her body, she should know the difference between orgasm and organ. She should know when I am about to cum and smack my ass to jolt me back to reality so that I can fuck her more.

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It’s a fact smart people fuck better and coffee not only keeps you awake but smarter too. Caffeine can boost mental focus and alertness. When you take coffee, the caffeine interferes with adenosine – the sleep causing chemical – receptors and prevents you from getting sleep. This is how you stay alert when you take coffee. 

Now when the adenosine receptors are blocked, your body has no other choice but to release its own stimulants – dopamine and glutamate – the two chemicals responsible for a feel-good experience for human beings.

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