How to book an escort

How to book an escort like a pro: Tips on getting laid from contacting to talking to a sex worker

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How to hook up with an escort

You have the money, the time and yet you are still nursing your big blue balls. Where are all the women when you need them?

A lot of guys assume that simply because they are paying, they can have any woman more so sex workers commonly referred to as escorts. Well I got news for you, escorts too have standards and they won’t just fuck any Dick, John and Harry. How you approach them to talking to them is how will ultimately determine if you will get laid or not. I am sure you have probably tried to contact an elite escort and failed miserably. An elite escort is much harder to book and if you have never done this before, it may feel like a porn essay assignment. 

Good thing Nim Notty is here to share with you some tips.

How To Book an Elite Escort

Since you are not going at it with the escort for two days straight, always make sure you get the best experience. This is only possible if you get the escort you liked on the escort directory you stumbled upon or searched online. Getting the perfect escort isn’t quite easy but you will be rewarded if you take the time to find the right sex worker for you. 

  • Review local laws in your area

Calling an escort service may not land you into trouble, but offering to pay for sexual contact might. Always check local laws before engaging an escort. 

Also Read: Prostitution in Africa: Countries where it is legal 

  • Verify authenticity

You have finally identified an escort you want to meet with. Your instincts approve your decision and you know this will be a wild ride. However, you have to look up agencies or ads online to verify the authenticity of the escort. A legit escort will do all the hard work in making sure they are top of their game. Most likely they have invested in websites promoting their trade and their social media is very active and engaging. 

  • Read the escorts’ profiles and descriptions

Open the profiles on escort directories and check out the different angles in the different pictures. Consistency in the pictures assures you the escort is authentic. 

  • Introduce yourself

Once you’ve identified the escort you would like to meet, get the contacts and introduce yourself. Tell them a little bit about yourself and where you got their contacts. This builds trust. 

  • List specifics 

When you want to meet, where and how long you would like your session to last are all very important to an elite escort. This shows how genuine you are 

  • Ask for what you want 

Open up about the kind of service you hope to have. Don’t be shy. This doesn’t need to be complicated. 

Also Read: All you need to know about working as an escort in Africa

The Nim Notty Balls-Buster

As I said, I will show you how to get an elite escort and now I will show you what you have been doing wrong all along: 

  • Requesting for more nudes 

You are probably nodding to this since you can relate to it. Did it before? Of course, yes. But, did it work? Well, we all know it doesn’t. Here’s your lame excuse that won’t get you the escort you like, ‘ I just want to confirm what you are working with’. Instead, the escort figures that you probably are just getting photos to jerk off to. You have to pay extra for the nude pussy pics. 

  • Requesting specific services based on amount of cash

A good example is when you call and ask ‘Can I get a blowjob for 10 dollars?’. If you are in a country where the business faces a lot, or some resistance from law enforcement, always ask the rates for the escorts’ time. Avoid messages with explicit words and suggestions. 

  • Giving timelines 

Of course, your schedule could be tight and you have the 1 hr break that you’d rather use to let off some steam. However, this should not make you give timelines like, ‘meet me in 30 minutes’. The escort you like has a schedule and if they are elite it’s most likely even tighter than yours. Do not rush an escort, give them time to prepare. There are plenty of pranks on the internet and your rushed attempt to get hooked up looks like one of them. 

  • Sending dick pics 

This is quite annoying, according to an escort, and the replies you could get will not boost your confidence. You’ll just end up in the bullshit category instead of the potential client category. 

The Escort Checklist 

Now you know what you have been doing wrong, but you still don’t know what the escort thinks of your approach. Contacting them is no guarantee that you will get the service you are looking for. First of all, they have several boxes to tick based on your text: 

  • Are you serious about booking or you are just wasting time?
  • How safe, polite, or respectful you will be in person
  • If you are a genuine client, especially in countries where sex work is outlawed
  • What kind of experience or service you might want and whether they can give you what you are looking for 

Bottomline 

There’s no wrong way to do the escort business. What you don’t like is exactly what another client wants. Don’t overhype the bad and focus on enjoying your time. If you end up not liking the escort, just look for another one next time. 

 

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