Era of men with small dicks

Humanity is facing an “existential crisis” like never seen before and men’s penises are not only shrinking with each passing day but more and more men are now suffering from higher rates of erectile dysfunction.

In a new tell all book titled ‘Count Down’, detailing the challenges facing human reproduction, an environmental scientist has raised alarm that men may soon have no penis to brag about and with no penises to brag about “feminisation” of society is well under way.

Dr. Shanna Swan, an award-winning scientist, says her research shows that boys are being born with smaller genitalia and to add salt to an injury the male population is suffering from higher rates of erectile dysfunction than ever before.

Whats the root cause for smaller dicks

Dr. Swan claims that microplastics and pollutants are the root cause of smaller penises. One such pollutants identified is phthalates, a chemical used when manufacturing plastics that impacts the hormone-producing endocrine system when injected into the body.

As a result of this pollution, a growing number of babies are now being born with small penises, Dr Swan writes.

Soon men may not be able to sire kids anymore

The findings also revealed that sperm counts have dropped dramatically by more than 50 percent in Western countries in the past 40 to 50 years.

This worrying development has lead Dr. Swan to claim that a “global existential crisis” is brewing right under our noses.

“Chemicals in our environment and unhealthy lifestyle practices in our modern world are disrupting our hormonal balance, causing various degrees of reproductive havoc.” She writes in the book:

The scientist even went as far as claiming that as a result of men having smaller dicks and Erectile Dysfunction becoming order of the day the human race is now an “endangered” species.