#S4G: What the fuck to say if she says 'you have a small dick'

#S4G: What the fuck to say if she says ‘you have a small dick’

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Women and hitting below the belt

“Is it in yet?” talk of the most dreaded question a man never wants to hear. 

I don’t know who sat men down and told them to be sissies about their fucking dicks. I am a man and I never got the memo.

Anyway, whoever called the meeting sure drove their point home because since then men have been sensitive about their dicks size. I can go as far and say ‘hell hath no fury than a man told he has a small dick.

Pulling the ‘you have a small dick’ card

Since then women being women they have never hesitated to pull the ‘you have a small dick’  card much to the chagrin and humiliation of men.

Some women are just bitchy about it and would pull the card even when you clearly have an average dick – according to the Willey Online Library – the average penis size sits at 3.61 inches flaccid and 5.16 inches erect.

This article is about those types of women who I can add ‘Fuck them’.

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More so her verdict on your appendage probably says more about her real-life inexperience than it does about your dimensions so chill and tell her to fuck off.

Worry about your game not your size

#S4G: What the fuck to say if she says 'you have a small dick'

Not all girls are size queens and a lot of women say “It’s not the meat, it’s the motion.” 

Width and girth are much more important than length. In other words, most women would prefer a shorter, fatter dick than a long, skinny one.

“I don’t know anyone that really wants a 7 inch dick, it hurts and most of the time the guy doesn’t know what they are doing. I will stick with 4 inch to 6 inch ones. I’m sorry if you are below 3 inches.” – Reddit User

Another thing about long penises is that a woman’s vagina doesn’t have much feeling if you go very deep and you are just scrubbing the ocean floor when you should be way up fishing.

The G Spot is generally located 5–8 centimeters inside the vagina on the upper wall.

So the next time she says you have a small dick shut her up with these comebacks. 

“Well, I didn’t exactly hear you mum complaining” 

“whip out yours and we’ll see whose is bigger”

“I’d tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m sure you’d be disappointed.”

“Even a 747 looks small going through the Grand Canyon.”

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