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Man abandons wife for being too dry

A Ugandan man recently abandoned his newly wed wife, a South Sudanese woman over claims of being too dry.

Ambrose Musinguzi, 30, hails from western Uganda district of Mbarara while his ex-wife is called Christine Akol and hails from South Sudan.

Till ‘dry sex’ do us apart

A month ago, Musinguzi and Akol wedded after dating for about 6 months since they met at a workshop in Kampala.

The union didn’t last long and soon after Musinguzi dumped Akol claiming that she does not satisfy him in bed because she is very dry compared to Ugandan women who are super wet and can squirt like sprinklers.

Timothy Opio, Musinguzi’s friend, confirmed that Musinguzi ran away from his wife because she is dry in bed.

Its a taboo to marry a dry woman

While drinking with his mates, Opio said Musinguzi comes from the land of Kachabali where sex water is much revered and the reason why he bolted.

“Musinguzi told me that his wife does not eject water even when he applies kachabali style. He said that however much he tries the woman’s private parts simply become more dry and end up bruising his penis.” Opio reveled.

He added that according to Musinguzi culture it is a taboo to be with such a woman hence why Musinguzi could not stay with the South Sudanese woman who does not respond to kachabali by ejecting sex waters.

Compared to the women from Musinguzi’s home area, who have elongated clitoris, Akol had nothing down there.

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