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The fuck! Wife clobbers man for not fucking her good

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Go home and fuck real good

A married couple has been ordered to report back to a police station in Uganda after two weeks to see if the husband was now fucking his wife to her satisfaction.

This is after the wife clobbered the man and bitterly complained of his below par sex performance.

”Nowadays he fucks only one round which lasts less than 2 minutes before he falls asleep and snores throughout the night.” she lamented.

Man walks into police station crying like a baby

Residents of Jinja were left shaking their heads in shock after a 30-year-old man walked into Jinja road police station in Kampala wailing loudly like a baby.

The police officer on duty and the people who had come to visit their relatives locked in police cells at first thought he had been beaten and robbed by the thugs in the city. However, upon inquiry by the police officer on what was amiss, the man who identified himself as Patrick Mudo, announced to all and sundry that his wife had beaten him.

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Please officer help me get a divorce

The revelation left the offices and the large crowd that had milled around to get privy of the drama in stiches with many wondering how a woman can beat up such a man who was not only big in size but also looked quite energetic.

Mudo wasn’t done and went on to beseech the officers to come to his rescue and help him separate with his wife.

After the officer and the crowd had exhausted their laughter, the officer in charge of the station sent two policemen to go with Mudo and pick up the accused woman.

In my defense officer he no longer fucks me good

When the wife was brought to the station and asked why she usually beats up her husband the wife dropped a bombshell. The woman told the officers that she had been driven to take the law in her hands in frustration because her husband was no longer satisfying her in bed like he used to.

She added that she suspects her husband was cheating because nowadays whenever he comes home he no longer fucks her until she cums. When asked by one of the police officers to prove her suspicion, the woman laid out her case.

”Nowadays he fucks only one round which lasts less than 2 minutes before he falls asleep and snores throughout the night.” she bitterly lamented.

I did not leave my parents’ home to come and stay with a man who can’t fuck

The woman further stated that she did not leave her parents’ home to come and stay with a man who can not fuck her well. She confessed that when they got married 2 years ago he used to fuck her properly but nowadays he is useless.

When asked to respond to his wife’s accusations, Mudo admitted that indeed he wasn’t fulfilling his conjugal obligations satisfactory because his libido has of late gone down due to overworking.

You have two weeks to fuck her real good

Esther Nabiryo, the police officer in charge of family affairs, advised the couple to go back home and work on their differences and marital woes. She advised the man to reduce his work load so that he has enough energy to fuck his wife well.

The couple has been ordered to report back to the police after two weeks to see if there is any significant development.

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