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Show me your nose and i will tell you the size of your dick

Wondering how you can accurately know the size of your dick? Forget your hands, forget your feet, focus instead on the size of your nose.

A scientific study has found out that men with larger noses do tend to have longer penises.  

In the study, published in Basic and Clinical Andrology, scientists from the Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine discovered the human nose can tell more than just the purity of air.

“The fact that nose size is related to stretched penile length indicates that penile length may not be determined by age, height or body weight but has already been determined before birth,” the researchers say, Daily mail reported.

The larger your nose the bigger your dick is

The new study also found, unsurprisingly, a strong link between a penis’s flaccid length and its erect length.

To undertake the research, the Japanese researchers studied the corpses of 126 middle-aged men within three days of their death. A host of measurements documented their height, weight, flaccid penile length, penile circumference, right and left testicular weights, and prostate weight. 

A scientist was also tasked with laying each cadaver down and pulling the penis up vertically as far as it would go to get a measurement for stretched penile length.

This, researchers say, is an accurate way of replicating a penis’ length when erect.

Eureka Moment

Statistical analysis from the study showed that nose length was correlated to the size of a person’s engorged member. Nose size was documented by measuring the distance from between a person’s eyes to where the nostril starts near the tip of the olfactory organ.

The researchers found that men with noses smaller than 1.8 inches had a penis size of up to 4.1 inches (10.37cm) when fully erect. However, for people with a nose that is 22 per cent bigger and measures 2.2 inches long, their ‘stretched penile length’ were at least 5.3 inches long (13.42cm).

For people with noses which fall into the middle of this range, the average penis size was 4.5 inches. In Japan, the average penis size is 4.5 inches, according to previous research.

However, there was no connection between the size of a man’s nose and the length of his penis when soft. This the researchers put down to variability in how efficient a penis is at swelling, with some people being ‘growers’ and others noted ‘showers’.

 The Japanese scientists did not also look at why nose and penis length is linked rather just showed the connection between the size of your nose and the size of your dick.

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