How to tell if she has a fake butt

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Do men really care about whether a Woman’s butt is fake or real?

I can’t speak for all men but the truth is men generally like curvaceous women, but would rather like those curves to be real and natural. 

It’s one thing to have a fake butt and admit it and another thing altogether to have a fake butt and try to pass it as the real natural thing. That is unforgivable, I mean if you can lie to me about your ass what other thing have you lied to me, Karen? That you were once a man, that your pussy, boobs and everything is also fake?  What a fake ass, right?

How to tell if she has a fake butt. (Nairaland)

That said, men too have different tastes when it comes to butts and their women so there’s no size fits all.

There are guys out there who like them small, others medium size but I like mine big because there’s more to eat and play with.

‘Brazilian butt lifts’ as they are known is now the hottest thing in town and it seems almost every woman wants a piece of it.  African local celebrities haven’t been left behind either literally and are now rocking fake rears and walking with a bounce to top it off.

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Since Kim Kardashian popularised it, celebrities and laymen alike have been racing to catch up with her. Today butt augmentations is a big business in Africa powered by a burgeoning middle class.

Butt augmentations take many shapes from implants to your own body fat harvested from the ample reserves in the stomach and low back and injected into your ass. These procedures don’t, however, come cheap and can cost upwards of $20,000. It’s also crucial that a well qualified plastic surgeon do the work for great results and they don’t come cheap. For those who can’t afford surgery, there are cheaper alternatives in the form of pills and creams.

Why do women wage an all-out assault on their butts, and do some painful things to it?

Women are complicated creatures so who really knows. Maybe it’s vanity, need for attention, millions of likes on Instagram, or a fetish for exaggerating reality (including lips, breasts, hair extensions, waist size). Or they may do it for bigger tips at the strip club, more jobs in the porn biz, satisfying a partner’s bizarre desires, or copying celebs who’ve brought giant asses into vogue, like I said who really knows.

As for simple straightforward men who just want a big butt to bang and play with and it better be natural, trying to differentiate between the real thing and the fake ones on these streets can be a herculean task. Some butt augmentation jobs can be so good it can pass as the real thing while others are so badly done its grotesque to look at. Even a blind man wouldn’t want to bang it for free, its that bad. Here are two foolproof ways to know the real and the fake.

Chopstick legs and a big butt

If a girl has chopstick legs and a big butt it’s more than likely the butt is fake AF. (nairaland)

This is perhaps the biggest red flag because she can’t hide it no matter how hard she tries to explain it off. 

If a girl has chopstick legs and a big butt it’s more than likely the butt is fake AF. She has no thighs, or legs and has a bulging full diaper butt….definitely fake AF! 

Some women will try to lie that it’s nothing but simple hard work and squats at the gym but its big fat lie like their fake butts. Sure, training can build a larger behind, but only in proportion to the musculature of the legs….not two sacks of potatoes sitting on top of toothpicks.

Big butt with a thigh gap

Ladies with natural big butts will usually NOT have a thigh gap or in the rare case they do, they will have pretty wide set hips. And probably a good inner thigh workout. It’s all in the hips gentlemen.

Additional note… If she has a butt as smooth as a soapstone run man run its fake as Kenya’s old Sh1000 note. A woman once told me that a real ass has bumps, pimples, stretchmarks name it and I tend to agree, just look at your ass.

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