How to eat pussy like a boss

#S4G: How to eat pussy like a boss

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Meet Cunnilingus eater

This is the stuff that separates boys from men literally. Your fuck game may be off the chats but until you eat her pussy and make her speak in tongues before grabbing your head and fucking feeding you her pussy whole you still have a long way to go son.

The feeling of a tongue down there is sometimes so sensational that it rivals inserting a dick. 90% women say they feel orgasm only from clitoral licking. 

How to eat pussy like a boss. (Wikipedia)

Not every woman who goes down on you expects you to go down on her but hell you should be ready to reciprocate the gesture, C’mon nipe nikupe (do me I do you) is the name of the game.

One thing you should also know is that eating pussy is not simply licking her honey pot like you are licking ice cream. Eating pussy requires real skills, strong jaws and a flexible tongue as starter pack.

So, if you want to go down on her and eat that pussy like a boss here is how you do it directly from the horse’s mouth. 

 

Also Read: #S4G: What the fuck to say if she says ‘you have a small dick’

Don’t rush….fucking take your time

Don’t rush, slow touch

Brown and white, like I go cunch

Grab and buy, make ’em go bust (bust)…..

Girls like to be teased so take your time to put her in the mood and make her dripping wet. Fellas, I know we like going straight to the point but you have to prep your meal. Grab her ass, squeeze it, suck her neck, and squeeze her breast. Keep doing that until you feel her letting herself go and that your cue that your meal is ready. 

You’ll know when to start if you are really paying attention. Sometimes they’ll start touching themselves, their breast and even down there. Other times they will force your hand down there, follow her lead. Be aggressive yet gentle. Women like it when you take control it shows you’re a man.

Slowly start peeling off your snack

Start undoing her pants and her bra while staring at her the entire time. It shows you know what the hell you are doing. Smile at her to make her feel comfortable then start making your way south of the border. You may guide this path with small kisses from her neck down to their pelvic region. The anticipation at this stage is off the roof. Her pussy is begging for you at this point. Slide open her legs the way you would a newspaper in the morning. Don’t dive right in yet. Kiss her inner thighs, as you move closer to the jackpot. Put your face between her and start licking gently, nibble and kiss gently. Be keen to notice how she twitches in anticipation. Look up every so often to make sure she is enjoying it. Reach up and grab a breast. If she grabs your hand, she is excited and pretty fucking wet down there. 

Shit about to get real

How to eat pussy like a boss. (tenor)

Boys! put on your safety goggles on, it’s time to dive in. Of course don’t forget to say Grace before you have your meal, where is your manners man. Don’t be afraid of how wet her coochie is, it just shows how much she wants you. If the woman is clean then the wetness should excite you. Slip those panties off slowly which, if you’ve done everything right, by now should be moist. Lick her outer lip, suck on it gently. 

Kiss that fucking cunt like your life depends on it

The best way is to kiss her pussy like you would kiss her. Go all French! Do it passionately. Slowly use your tongue to open up her lips then French kiss her pussy. She will be crazy wet at this point and bound to get more wet but that means you are doing a great job. At some point she’ll start humping your head. Yes! You are doing it right my guy. Now keep a rhythm so that you are both in sync. Now dive deeper.  Use your tongue; use it to get into her. Go as hard as she lets you. If she says ‘RIGHT THERE!’ that’s what you have to do. You fucking stay there, don’t get cocky. If she says not like that ‘then don’t do it’ she’s the one calling the shots. 

She’s the Captain of this ship

How to eat pussy like a boss

Finally if you are doing it right and want her to finish, I know often times you want to lick her so that you can get her wet enough to fuck, If every now and then you make her finish just from eating her out, trust me she’ll keep coming back for more. She might start saying that she’s about to cum. This is mostly your cue to keep going. Don’t fucking stop even though your jaw hurts at this point. Try using your fingers to help sometimes but don’t just jab them in. You don’t want to risk putting in all that work for nothing. You’ve come too far man to let all that work go to waste.

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