4 ways to spoil yourself this festive season

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Everyday should be Christmas

Merry Christmas and happy new year! After a hard year filled with fear, deaths, diseases and all manner of things that could go wrong and did go wrong we are at the tail end of virus loaded 2020. With Covid-19 Vaccine on the offing we can finally breathe a little easy and afford to celebrate this festive season like its our last because guess what, we have fucking earned it.

On this day as millions of people travel for miles to be with their families and friends you should join the fun too and have good old fun on your own. Don’t be left behind, join the bandwagon and spoil yourself this festive season. If anything you deserve it. C’mon you know how fucked up 2020 has been like so yes you need to treat yourself like there’s no tomorrow. 

Here are 4 ways to spoil yourself this festive season.

Enjoy hot Nuru massage

As millions of Christian faithful across the globe mark Christ’s birthday you should have a special adult birthday of your own and I know just what you need. How does a sexy naked escort oiled up and clad only in her birthday suit sliding against you with her soft body sounds? Exciting right! Well, you can have that and more this festive season. All you need to do is log on to Exotic website and order yourself some Nuru massage masseuse who will take you to cloud 9. 

After putting in the hours and working your butt off the whole year a stimulating Nuru massage will definitely rejuvenate you and make you feel like a newborn.

Get that sex toy

Say bye bye to blue balls come 2021 by getting yourself a powerful sex toy so powerful it feels like the real pussy.

As you cross over to 2021, treat yourself to mind-blowing orgasm by simply grabbing that powerful sex toy you have been meaning to get but couldn’t bring yourself to, this is your chance. Le Wand, for instance, has ten speeds and 20 patterns on top of being rechargeable and cordless. Tell me that doesn’t make you wet already.

Also Read: Sex workers slash sex prices in the spirit of Christmas

As a man, your girlfriend may be miles away from you but that’s no reason why you should be sexually starved. Feel like you’re fucking her this festive season by grabbing the Mangasm Lifetime Stroker which is modeled from the winner of the world’s most beautiful vagina contest, Can you believe that shit. I think i have just found my favourite Christmas present of choice.

Get a lap dance

You know what can make all that 2020 blues go away? A fucking hot lap dance so hot you can’t help it but cum on yourself.

Yes, everyone wants a lap dance that Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend and former Fox News host, Kimberly Guilfoyle, even offered a raunchy lap dance to whomever made the biggest donation to Trump campaign. So, as the year draws to a close how about you treat yourself to a lap dance? 

Go on a hot air balloon

If you thought you have experienced flying and don’t know what’s the big deal about it then wait until you try a hot air balloon excursion over the world famous picturesque savannah plains of the Maasai mara game reserve. I swear you will never get over it.


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