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Pochi la biashara, Rosecoco, Clito-currency, and other funny names given to the vagina by Kenyans online.

Ever heard of a nickname given to someone/something (like rosecoco) and wondered where it originated from or what’s the reason behind the name? Well, hold my beer because I am about to uncover some funny, ugly, sweet (whatever you may consider them to be) nicknames for the punany, and the reasons behind the given names

1.Pochi la Biashara

This phrase is not new to you for you may have come across it while paying for goods, services or commodities. And when shit goes sideways, guess who is using their ‘God-given Pochi’ to pay for favors and services?. Definitely that girl you’ve been having your eyes on. 

If this doesn’t give you reason to why its called pochi la biashara, maybe you should be generous to the girls you meet on  street

2.Rose-coco

Rose-coco is a popular bean species in Kenya and majorly the whole of East Africa. The word has been an internet sensation for the past few weeks not referring to the popular bean species, but to the other bean shaped structure, the  pussy. Let me know the kinda bean you’ll be chewing over the weekend  in the comment section. The bean species or the bean-shaped structure?

3.Clito-currency.

One thing I love about KOT and Netizens is how fast, quick and reasonable they happen to be when doing their thing. It didn’t take long before these fellas jumped into the cryptocurrency train and got a nickname for one of our local currencies, the clit. This name got more accurate when girls decided to trade their clits in exchange for money on sites like Exotic Kenya, Nairobi Raha and international platforms like Only Fans and Chaturbate. Good luck trying not to find a fem you know in these sites.

4. Kinembe

I am not good in Swahili, and I cannot affirm that this term is found in the Swahili Dictionary, alias, Kamusi. But I can affirm that, ask any girl for a favor and promise to shift the location of her Kinemembe afterwards, Boom bro! The Rosecoco is yours to demolish, just fulfill your promise and thank me later when you get a rematch.

 

5. Ikus

If you’re not from Eastlands, then this may be hard for you to crack. Believe it or not, the word Ikus is a combination of words by a local Kenyan tribe (kikuyu) with sheng. Be warned that trying to ask for pussy from a posh babe using the word Ikus will open a Pandora box explaining to her what you mean. But try it with the ghetto girl and you have the mandate of demolishing it better than your predecessor(s).

6 .Nyap

I love the sound of this, Nyap. Basically comes from the sounds and fartings that occur when you’re pounding heavily on her pussy. ( I wish I could write the sound effects but I know you’re exposed enough to get it). Believe me when I say that Ask a random Kenyan girl for Nyap and you’ll get it. As long as she’s down for you, Be sure you’ll go down on her. But if she ain’t, just visit exotic Kenya to actualize your fantasy.

7. Nunu

I’d want to believe that the name comes with the nature of the Pussy being mysterious with its own nature. I mean, when she’s on doggy, the rosecoco is right in front of you, when she’s on missionary, the rosecoco is right in below you, when she’s on top, the pussy is right above you, when spooning, the rosecoco is right by your side brother, try going down on her and it’s right in front of your face. No wonder the name Nunu suits it best.

8. Shimo La Tewa

Locally, Shimo la Tewa is one of the fierce prisons in Kenya. I don’t want to imagine how tough prison life can be but I’m sure you’re wondering, why would a pleasure hole be nicknamed like a prison? 

It is no false claim that pussy has led to the fall and demise of mighty and great men in history, talk of Samson from the Bible. But if you think pussy can’t land you into problems, wait till you smash a toxic chile and begin to wonder why your shit is crumbling down. 

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