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Potent herbs fails to work magic

A local man who sells potent herbs to turn men into beasts in the bedroom has been left in utter embarrassment and nursing his bruised ego after his wife exposed him and announced to all and sundry that he is useless in bed.

”The man beats me whenever I tell him that he should use the medicine he administers on men who are sexually weak on himself because he has also become useless in bed.”

To make matters worse his wife has since moved to court to seek divorce on grounds of lack of conjugal rights and constant harassment by her ‘poor’ husband.

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James Mudodo, 40, who hails from Mayuge district in eastern Uganda is famous in the whole of eastern Uganda region as one of the best herbal medicine-man. Men swear by his heady contortions which turns weak men into beasts in the bedroom the minute they drink some of his potent herbs.

All was going great for him until his sexually frustrated wife decided to expose him.

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Fellow villagers who regarded him highly and knew him as an expert in that field got shocked when his wife bitterly complained recently that Mudodo was ‘dead’ in the bedroom and he no longer fucks her at all.

Naomi Munala, 30, went as as far as moving to court to seek divorce on claims that apart from harassing her, her husband no longer fucks her. Speaking  to a local journalist after filing divorce request in court Naomi said he was done with the medicine-man.

”The man beats me whenever I tell him that he should use the medicine he administers on men who are sexually weak on himself because he has also become useless in bed.”

He hasn’t seen my pussy for the last 5 months

Mudodo’s soon to be Ex-wife further added that for the last 5 months he has not slept with her because he can no longer erect even when she fondles his penis for a long time.

Mudodo’s second wife, Hellen Mubekete, confirmed everything was true and told close friends that their husband no longer fucks them yet he sells medicine which makes other men become horny beasts who can’t pass a pussy.

”Hellen told me that their husband has become sexually docile. She said his penis is dead.” One of Hellen’s friends who sought anonymity said.

Fuck off! A healer cannot heal himself

Getting hold of Mudodo has been futile as gettign an erection from him after he switched off his phone but one of his close friends called Amuza said that after hearing about his sorry state in the bedroom he asked him why he can’t treat himself using his known medicine and he reportedly retorted that ”omuganga teyeganga” meaning that traditionally a healer cannot heal himself.

 

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