August 2nd Is International Ex-Girlfriend Day—So, Are We Texting Her or Healing?

Let’s be honest.
You knew National Girlfriend Day was August 1st—your Instagram feed made damn sure of that.
But did you know the very next day is International Ex-Girlfriend Day?

Yep. August 2nd.
The day when men either get brave… or get blocked.

Wait, We Have a Day for This?

Apparently, we do. And while no government is giving you time off work to text your ex “just to check in,” the internet decided we need a moment to reflect on past lovers—particularly the ones who left their toothbrush, their trauma, or their toe-curling head game lodged deep in your memory.

So today, we ask:

Are you over her?
Do you still stalk her stories?
Have you ever faked a glow-up just so she’d see it?

If you’ve answered yes to any of the above, congratulations. You’re still spiritually entangled—and this day is for you.

The Ex-Girlfriend Archetypes (We All Know One)

Let’s break it down. Because not all exes are created equal.

1. The Sex Sorceress
You still remember the moan that made you believe in God.
She was fire in bed, chaos in life. A certified mattress Olympian… but also the reason your mom prays for you.

2. The Therapist You Didn’t Pay For
She listened. She guided. She healed your inner child.
And you ghosted her once your real mom started calling again.

3. The One You Should’ve Married
She had everything—brains, body, and that gentle way of touching your beard.
But you weren’t ready. And now she’s dating a guy named Jean-Paul who sells kombucha and listens.

4. The Crazy One (But Maybe You Were the Problem)
You call her toxic.
But you still bring her up in every argument with your new girl.
Let’s not lie—she was the storm and the addiction.

So What’s the Point of This Day?

Contrary to what you may think, this isn’t an invitation to send that “Hey… you crossed my mind” text at 2AM.

It’s a reminder.

That sex is not the same as connection.
That healing is better than hoovering.
That sometimes the best closure is silence and a better orgasm—with someone new.
And if you do end up circling back, at least know why you left.

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